I’ve been known to draw my fair share of dicks. It’s not something I choose to do, it’s just something that happens naturally without any real thought or effort. I’m a fan of John Madden, his football commentary is pretty good, but what really has him held in my highest regard is his incredible dick drawing skills—the man is like Pablo DICKasso, or Dickcent Van Gough. John Madden’s got balls for drawing dicks live on national TV, and while they may not be the perfect dicks you used to draw on your PeeChee folders in math class, John’s dicks have a certain abstract charm that draws me to them. Good dick drawings are in the eye of the beholder. Keep up the good dick work, John. Should I keep writing stuff about dicks or have you moved on already?