Santa Cruz X Star Wars Skate Collab! Holy Shit!!!

This is like Viagra for my inner geek boner.

This is like Viagra for my inner geek boner.

I first saw images of these boards at the Agenda Trade Show and nearly shit my pants, seriously the raddest skateboard collab in the universe, seriously the whole universe, ask anyone, ask Boba Fet, he’ll agree, then he’ll kill you.

The “Collector’s Edition” boards come in blister packs mounted to cardboard just like the classic figurines and oh man, they look amazing. I wonder how I’m going to hide this purchase from my wife? Maybe I’ll tell her I won the Boba Fet board in a raffle, “Hey honey I bought this raffle ticket for a dollar with all the proceeds going to single moms! See, being a good person really does pay off!” It won’t be a total lie, because to cover up the time I spent at the fake raffle, I’d have to go to a strip bar, at the bar I would have given the dollar to a stripper and they’re all single moms, so in actuality, I WAS doing a good deed. I can feel wonderful about myself every time I look at my Collector’s Edition Boba Fet skateboard still wrapped up nicely in it’s beautiful blister pack, then again, maybe I’ll go with the Slave Leia board to really tie in my whole theme of strippers and lying to my loved ones? Decisions, decisions …

Mmmmmm, Slave Leia ...

Mmmmmm, Slave Leia …


go to www.santacruzskateboards.com/starwars to buy, but be sure you have a lie ready for your wife.